======Introduction======
Not that we like Microsofts alternative, but JAVA SUCKS. Heres a page dedicated to the comments of those who REALLY hate java...

=====Rob Park=====
  BufferedReader foo = new BufferedReader(new InputStream(new JavaHatesYou(new FuckOffAndDie(new ForTheLoveOfGodLetMeJustReadTheFile(new File("filename.txt")))))))));

=====Matthew Burgess=====
Here's a code snippet which while not being as humourous or as succinct as Rob's is frustrating none the less - accessing elements of a Vector is not exactly intuitive (well for me coming from a C++ background anyway).

  import java.util.Vector;
  
  myVectorWithIntegersInIt = new Vector();
  
  
  //populate the Vector with Integers
  for (int i = 0; i < 10; i++) {
      myVectorWithIntegersInIt.add(new Integer(i));
  }
  
  //now get the values back - notice I put Integers in the Vector, but have to
  //explicitly cast the now generic Objects back to Integers...yet another
  //good reason for having templatized classes/functions as per C++
  
  for (int i = 0; i < 10; i++) {
      System.out.println((Integer) myVectorWithIntegersInIt.get(i));
  }